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Jataro Kemuri | 煙蛇太郎 ([personal profile] maskinglayer) wrote2017-02-07 06:07 pm
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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, PriestOfHope.

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<PriestOfHope> have you ever wondered what happens to your thoughts when you send them?
<PriestOfHope> people say if a camera takes your picture it actually steals your soul!
<PriestOfHope> maybe computers do the same thing...
<PriestOfHope> oh this is jataro. i guess you can leave a message if you want.
expectional: of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest. (sulk ☾ Your incorrect use)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-04-24 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Continued from here.]

...no, she didn't have Monokuma kids boo me. There weren't even any Monokuma Kids there when I fought that high school demon. We didn't face each other in my arena.

[Nagisa sighs and sets his laptop aside for now, leaning forward on his knees and staring at Jataro with those bright green eyes of his.]

You're wrong though. It's like I said before, if they really had killed you, Monaka-chan wouldn't have gone so far in covering it up. There would have been no need for that.

But even if I'm wrong and they were going to kill you... the Fog God saved you and brought you here. So, technically, you never died. And there's nothing that says you'll go right back to the same point in space-time if we ever have to leave Ryslig. There's not even anything that says we'll go back to the same universe. The possibilities are endless, and it's pointless to speculate on them.

Make sense?
expectional: and masturbating to gravure magazines are practically the same thing. (sigh ☾ Studying for my Anatomy final)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-04-24 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[He shakes his head. Nope. Did not get to fight her in the Sage Killesseum. Wherever that was. But, once again, he kind of dodges around the topic and instead focuses on the multiverse theory.]

[He shrugs.]


Another universe, perhaps? Like I said, the possibilities are endless, especially since we don't know how exactly she brought us here in the first place. Though, if given the choice, I'd like to stay here.
expectional: why you have weird friends, but then you snap and realize you're as weird as them? (warriors ☾ Do you sometimes wonder)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-04-24 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
In the underground factory. The place where Monaka made all of our Monokumas.

[JATARO LEAVE IT ALONE. Let's just talk about our friends instead. Nagisa smiles a little.]

I hope she does too. We'd all be better off here than back home. The bull monsters are minotaurs, ad I would really hope she wouldn't turn Daimon into something like that. The last thing he needs is super strength...

[Jataro, why would you even suggest that. Why.]

I don't think Kotoko-chan would like being a frog though, even if she was a pink one. She'd probably say it's not adorbs enough. Maybe she'd be a butterfly faerie...or a pink manticore. She'd probably like being a flying cat.
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ufufufufu: (but we're just living life)

text; un: mitsuhide

[personal profile] ufufufufu 2017-05-10 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Good news.
Kira lied to me.
You need not violently punish the young miss who told Nagisa that she was the park conduit.
What she told you was true.
fretless: for telling the cat a bedtime story? (Why is everyone judging me)

<IBUKI> Night of 7/4!

[personal profile] fretless 2017-07-06 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
OKAY OKAY OKAY
IBUKI KNOWS YOU HATE HER BUT PLEASE OKAY JUST LISTEN SHE NEEDS YOUR HELP (;´・Д・)
you are the sesl arts and crafties guy, right?? ヾ(•д•̀ ;)ノ so you can make cool things if ibuki asked, right???
because TANABATA IS COMING UP and ibuki cannot make that entire thing happen all on her lonesome but someone who is also super blankity blank level helping out could maybe make it happen?? (´oωo` )

PLEEEEAAAAASE JATARO-CHAN PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASE
expectional: wrong...but at least we got libraries, museums, and coffee shops right. (happy ☾ Humanity did a lot of things)

gift; 7/25

[personal profile] expectional 2017-08-01 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[So, guess who lied when they said they wouldn't look at your tanabata wishes, Jataro? Nagisa. Nagisa lied when he said he wouldn't look. He absolutely looked, and decided to do what he could to make some of those wishes come true.]

[So, that fire truck you wished for? It's waiting for you in your studio on this fine summer afternoon.]

[Well...sort of. Obviously, Nagisa couldn't get an ACTUAL fire truck for a number of reasons, so he decided to improvise. Sitting on the table, in plain view when someone walks through the door is an antique toy fire truck, clearly made out of tin.]

[Obviously, magic Tanabata wish spirits made this happened, because Nagisa doesn't have a key for Jataro's studio! No way to get in. That permanently propped open window is way too high and too small for Nagisa to have crawled in that way. Gotta be wish spirits. Definitely not a nymph using their plant magic to control vines. Definitely not.]

[Enjoy, Jataro. And don't think this is the last wish he's going to grant...]
expectional: Thinking about being an adult is weird. Are you sure I'm not 10? Pretty sure I'm still 10. (gaze ☾ Thinking about college is weird.)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-08-03 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[He had a feeling this might happen. The nymph looks up from his book, arranging his face into a look of politely interested curiosity. Jataro wants him to look at something? Oh, what could it be?]

Hm? Did you come up with a symbol for Fo-- [Oh wow, would you look at that! A toy truck! Clearly this is what he's supposed to be looking at.] Oh...is that one of those model kits?

[Did you get into model cars, Jataro? Is that what this is? That has to be what this is.]
expectional: where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible. (gaze ☾ We live in an age)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-08-04 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Nagisa's eye's widen. Because this is, of course, news to him.]

Really? Wow...the magic here must be even stronger than we thought, if wishes like that can be granted. [Because after all the time he spent trying to tell Jataro that wishes like that just can't come true, he can't just NOT mention it. That would be suspicious. Clearly, the wish spirits of Ryslig are just better than the ones on Earth.]

[Nagisa sets his book down so that he can look over Jataro's truck. Not that he really needs to, since he's the one who bought it in the first place, but...]


How nice a model looks depends on how skilled a person is at construction. I'm sure any model you made would look at least as nice as this, if not better.

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fretless: I need to escape. (I need to leave.)

<IBUKI>

[personal profile] fretless 2017-10-11 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!

Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!
fretless: SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD (PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW)

<IBUKI>

[personal profile] fretless 2017-10-11 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
no jataro-chan you don't get it, curses always work the OPPOSITE of how you want!! you'll probably look so freaky, you'll be super cute! like a little pug puppy!!
with all those horrible wrinkles and giant freaky eyes, no one can resist a pug!!!
and and, he only got the really bad candy! haven't you heard of trick or treating before, jataro-chan? its kind of a westerny thing but they go to people's houses and threaten each other for candy, and if you get really bad candy you get to play tricks on them!
but these ones were so bad, it broke his heart and he died!
fretless: (Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.)

<IBUKI>

[personal profile] fretless 2017-10-11 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
really??

oh, oh! ibuki has an idea!!
how's about she takes you and nagisa-chan trick or treating, and you can have all the candies ibuki doesn't like! that way we both get candy we like and everyone is happy!
except for the people who give out stuff like pennies, we can trick them for not giving out candy at all ╮(^▽^)╭
soft_focus: (extra 01)

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[personal profile] soft_focus 2018-01-29 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello, Jataro!

ummmmnmm....

Are there toys you think people need? I was going to ask Nagisa, but it feels like he wouldn't want these ones...but there's also clothes here, I guess, um

Anyway I don't know what to do with everything, but I got a lot of things because I was wearing this weird mask, and now I don't know what to do with everything...a lot of it is white though, so you could colour it, maybe??
soft_focus: (Extra32)

[personal profile] soft_focus 2018-01-29 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[AHA BUT THAT IS WHERE YOU FALL INTO HER TRAP JATARO-

She admittedly sort of feared what would happen if she directly said 'hey, what do you want'. This was clearly the Safest Method. In any case.
]

Most of them are....soft?

They're really soft toys, most of them, but I think special paints and things for fabric exists, so that's probably ok...

I didn't get a lot of trucks and robots, but some of the things can be pulled around places?

Oh!

There's a motor-train too...

There's some things you can sort of ride, like rocking horse things, or little cars...

wait what's a monokuma


[Something he can probably make from that white teddy is what]
soft_focus: (o0o)

[personal profile] soft_focus 2018-01-29 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Train Donation, Noted-]

It's only a small one! The tracks make it 'big', I guess...

I don't think I have a wagon, but you could probably use one of the pull horses...

I was supposed to be giving you these toys anyway, you wouldn't have to come here!! Though, the play room is all cushions and things to swing and climb on, so you can definitely come to play...

Maybe I should make a door in my room to the lake, so that you can just swim inside instead of having to knock on the door...that way none of the adults ever see...


[Important. Anyway. Well. That's sure a. Thing.]

I think you would have to ask Mana for those...not even EltheFourth has those...

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FEB 2 - Jataro doesn't have to respond this is just to. Cement it.

[personal profile] soft_focus 2018-02-09 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
HEY HEY HEY!!!

SOMEONE HERE KNOWS YOU AND NAGISA SHE'S VERY PINK AND SHE TAUGHT ME THE WORD FOR SOMETHING EVEN MORE THAN CUTE I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A MORE THAN CUTE BUT IT'S ADORB????

she's where the mask party was anyway


[That's about all Jataro abruptly gets at some point on the second. He'll note that, hilariously, Nagisa receives the exact same message outside names.]