no jataro-chan you don't get it, curses always work the OPPOSITE of how you want!! you'll probably look so freaky, you'll be super cute! like a little pug puppy!! with all those horrible wrinkles and giant freaky eyes, no one can resist a pug!!! and and, he only got the really bad candy! haven't you heard of trick or treating before, jataro-chan? its kind of a westerny thing but they go to people's houses and threaten each other for candy, and if you get really bad candy you get to play tricks on them! but these ones were so bad, it broke his heart and he died!
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with all those horrible wrinkles and giant freaky eyes, no one can resist a pug!!!
and and, he only got the really bad candy! haven't you heard of trick or treating before, jataro-chan? its kind of a westerny thing but they go to people's houses and threaten each other for candy, and if you get really bad candy you get to play tricks on them!
but these ones were so bad, it broke his heart and he died!