Jataro Kemuri | 煙蛇太郎 (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
maskinglayer) wrote2017-02-07 06:07 pm
maskinglayer) wrote2017-02-07 06:07 pm
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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, PriestOfHope. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 087.10.149.52 *** PriestOfHope has joined 087.10.149.52 <PriestOfHope> have you ever wondered what happens to your thoughts when you send them? <PriestOfHope> people say if a camera takes your picture it actually steals your soul! <PriestOfHope> maybe computers do the same thing... <PriestOfHope> oh this is jataro. i guess you can leave a message if you want. | ||||
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[Sorry, can't dodge it too easily. He's curious!]
I wanna stay too! Even if there are lots of adults here, some of them aren't too bad, and being a monster is great! And the Fog God picked us out of everyone else so I don't want to disappoint her...I really hope she can bring the others here too. I think they'd be happy too.
[Just imagine...the Warriors of Hope as monsters, living in a world where their parents never even existed in the first place! Where some of the adults aren't demons and they can kill people and it's totally okay!]
Kotoko-chan would be a really really cute monster! Maybe she'd be a pink fox! Or a pink bat! Or maybe even a pink frog! I bet Daimon-kun would be one of those cow ones. The really strong ones?
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[JATARO LEAVE IT ALONE. Let's just talk about our friends instead. Nagisa smiles a little.]
I hope she does too. We'd all be better off here than back home. The bull monsters are minotaurs, ad I would really hope she wouldn't turn Daimon into something like that. The last thing he needs is super strength...
[Jataro, why would you even suggest that. Why.]
I don't think Kotoko-chan would like being a frog though, even if she was a pink one. She'd probably say it's not adorbs enough. Maybe she'd be a butterfly faerie...or a pink manticore. She'd probably like being a flying cat.
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[That seems like a silly place to have a big fight. But...maybe it was cool? Maybe he was using tactical advantage!]
Oh! Did you take her there instead so you could use lots of Monokumas to help? She was a lot harder to fight than I thought she'd be...
[And you're really smart. Even though you could probably take her on your own, you'd totally make sure you had the advantage so that she'd no way beat you.]
Yeah the minotaurs! But I guess you're right...he'd probably be pretty scary with super strength.
[...........whine. Jataro lifts his hands up to the side of his head, ducking it down a little and curling up some.]
He'd probably put a big boulder or something in front of the bathroom while I was pooping so I could never, ever get out...or he'd throw me up really high onto a tree so I could never get down...or on top of a building...
[Save him, Nagisa. Save him from Masaru.]
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[Definitely not a tactical advantage...or not a purposeful one. It WAS a better stage for HannibalX than an arena would have been. Lots of places for him to hide. And snipe.]
If he even tried any of those things, I'd put him to sleep. Or you could blast him with a jet of water. But I bet the Fog God wouldn't do that...surely she'd realize it would be a bad idea to make him super strong.
I bet he'd like being something like...a harpy. Some big, cool looking bird of prey. Or maybe a werewolf or bear.
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[How rude if she was. And why was he there with her? Of course she'd team up with him though...pairing up with an awful demon like him makes her just as awful!]
If he was a harpy, he wouldn't be strong enough to pick me up right...? Or a bear? At least as a werewolf maybe he'd just chew on my shoes...
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3/3 i lied
Wh-what if he tried to say I was his because he peed on me?
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[Oh my god, Jataro.]
I don't think he would do that...if he was going to mark his territory on either of us, I think I'd be more at risk since I'm a plant.
[Nagisa would kill him if he tried, though.]
But if he tried, again, you can just spray him with water. Dogs don't really like getting hosed. He probably wouldn't try it again. You're a monster too, Jataro. You can retaliate now.
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You're right, I can!
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[He's so proud that you're finally getting this, Jataro.]
1/2 SORRY FOR ALL OF THESE
[He doesn't!]
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Though...I deserve being bullied...and if people bully me, that means they hate me, right? As long as Daimon-kun doesn't pee on me it'll probably be okay. Well...I wouldn't want him putting a boulder in front of the bathroom either, since nobody else could move it...but...
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[Oh, Jataro.]
No, if people bully you, that just means they're jerks. You don't deserve that. Children shouldn't bully other children.
[Not SERIOUSLY bully anyway. The occasional ribbing or teasing is fine but...locking someone in the bathroom? Come on. That kind of crosses a line.]
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[He deserves the worst of the worst. The only thing he doesn't deserve is being abused by adults, because nobody deserves that. Well, except maybe other adults?]
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[Everyone else thinks that's what he is so, obviously, that's what he is!]
Besides...I want to be bullied! I want people to bully and hate me. Just maybe not pee on me or lock me in the bathroom forever.
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[Nagisa pulls his laptop back into his lap.]
Well, I'm not going to do either of those things. And I don't think you deserve them.
[SO THERE.]
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[Clearly that's why. Good leaders don't bully their team mates!]