maskinglayer: elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted. (Default)
Jataro Kemuri | 煙蛇太郎 ([personal profile] maskinglayer) wrote2017-02-07 06:07 pm
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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, PriestOfHope.

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<PriestOfHope> have you ever wondered what happens to your thoughts when you send them?
<PriestOfHope> people say if a camera takes your picture it actually steals your soul!
<PriestOfHope> maybe computers do the same thing...
<PriestOfHope> oh this is jataro. i guess you can leave a message if you want.
expectional: of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest. (sulk ☾ Your incorrect use)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-04-24 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Continued from here.]

...no, she didn't have Monokuma kids boo me. There weren't even any Monokuma Kids there when I fought that high school demon. We didn't face each other in my arena.

[Nagisa sighs and sets his laptop aside for now, leaning forward on his knees and staring at Jataro with those bright green eyes of his.]

You're wrong though. It's like I said before, if they really had killed you, Monaka-chan wouldn't have gone so far in covering it up. There would have been no need for that.

But even if I'm wrong and they were going to kill you... the Fog God saved you and brought you here. So, technically, you never died. And there's nothing that says you'll go right back to the same point in space-time if we ever have to leave Ryslig. There's not even anything that says we'll go back to the same universe. The possibilities are endless, and it's pointless to speculate on them.

Make sense?
ufufufufu: (but we're just living life)

text; un: mitsuhide

[personal profile] ufufufufu 2017-05-10 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Good news.
Kira lied to me.
You need not violently punish the young miss who told Nagisa that she was the park conduit.
What she told you was true.
fretless: for telling the cat a bedtime story? (Why is everyone judging me)

<IBUKI> Night of 7/4!

[personal profile] fretless 2017-07-06 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
OKAY OKAY OKAY
IBUKI KNOWS YOU HATE HER BUT PLEASE OKAY JUST LISTEN SHE NEEDS YOUR HELP (;´・Д・)
you are the sesl arts and crafties guy, right?? ヾ(•д•̀ ;)ノ so you can make cool things if ibuki asked, right???
because TANABATA IS COMING UP and ibuki cannot make that entire thing happen all on her lonesome but someone who is also super blankity blank level helping out could maybe make it happen?? (´oωo` )

PLEEEEAAAAASE JATARO-CHAN PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASE
expectional: wrong...but at least we got libraries, museums, and coffee shops right. (happy ☾ Humanity did a lot of things)

gift; 7/25

[personal profile] expectional 2017-08-01 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[So, guess who lied when they said they wouldn't look at your tanabata wishes, Jataro? Nagisa. Nagisa lied when he said he wouldn't look. He absolutely looked, and decided to do what he could to make some of those wishes come true.]

[So, that fire truck you wished for? It's waiting for you in your studio on this fine summer afternoon.]

[Well...sort of. Obviously, Nagisa couldn't get an ACTUAL fire truck for a number of reasons, so he decided to improvise. Sitting on the table, in plain view when someone walks through the door is an antique toy fire truck, clearly made out of tin.]

[Obviously, magic Tanabata wish spirits made this happened, because Nagisa doesn't have a key for Jataro's studio! No way to get in. That permanently propped open window is way too high and too small for Nagisa to have crawled in that way. Gotta be wish spirits. Definitely not a nymph using their plant magic to control vines. Definitely not.]

[Enjoy, Jataro. And don't think this is the last wish he's going to grant...]
fretless: I need to escape. (I need to leave.)

<IBUKI>

[personal profile] fretless 2017-10-11 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!

Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!
soft_focus: (extra 01)

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[personal profile] soft_focus 2018-01-29 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello, Jataro!

ummmmnmm....

Are there toys you think people need? I was going to ask Nagisa, but it feels like he wouldn't want these ones...but there's also clothes here, I guess, um

Anyway I don't know what to do with everything, but I got a lot of things because I was wearing this weird mask, and now I don't know what to do with everything...a lot of it is white though, so you could colour it, maybe??
soft_focus: (Extra43)

FEB 2 - Jataro doesn't have to respond this is just to. Cement it.

[personal profile] soft_focus 2018-02-09 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
HEY HEY HEY!!!

SOMEONE HERE KNOWS YOU AND NAGISA SHE'S VERY PINK AND SHE TAUGHT ME THE WORD FOR SOMETHING EVEN MORE THAN CUTE I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A MORE THAN CUTE BUT IT'S ADORB????

she's where the mask party was anyway


[That's about all Jataro abruptly gets at some point on the second. He'll note that, hilariously, Nagisa receives the exact same message outside names.]