maskinglayer: elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted. (Default)
Jataro Kemuri | 煙蛇太郎 ([personal profile] maskinglayer) wrote2017-02-07 06:07 pm
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<PriestOfHope> have you ever wondered what happens to your thoughts when you send them?
<PriestOfHope> people say if a camera takes your picture it actually steals your soul!
<PriestOfHope> maybe computers do the same thing...
<PriestOfHope> oh this is jataro. i guess you can leave a message if you want.
fretless: SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD (PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW)

<IBUKI>

[personal profile] fretless 2017-10-11 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
no jataro-chan you don't get it, curses always work the OPPOSITE of how you want!! you'll probably look so freaky, you'll be super cute! like a little pug puppy!!
with all those horrible wrinkles and giant freaky eyes, no one can resist a pug!!!
and and, he only got the really bad candy! haven't you heard of trick or treating before, jataro-chan? its kind of a westerny thing but they go to people's houses and threaten each other for candy, and if you get really bad candy you get to play tricks on them!
but these ones were so bad, it broke his heart and he died!
fretless: (Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.)

<IBUKI>

[personal profile] fretless 2017-10-11 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
really??

oh, oh! ibuki has an idea!!
how's about she takes you and nagisa-chan trick or treating, and you can have all the candies ibuki doesn't like! that way we both get candy we like and everyone is happy!
except for the people who give out stuff like pennies, we can trick them for not giving out candy at all ╮(^▽^)╭