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Jataro Kemuri | 煙蛇太郎 ([personal profile] maskinglayer) wrote2017-02-07 06:07 pm
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<PriestOfHope> have you ever wondered what happens to your thoughts when you send them?
<PriestOfHope> people say if a camera takes your picture it actually steals your soul!
<PriestOfHope> maybe computers do the same thing...
<PriestOfHope> oh this is jataro. i guess you can leave a message if you want.
expectional: telling you you're a moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that. (happy ☾ I use sarcasm because flat-out)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-08-20 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You're welcome, Jataro.

[He pulls his hands away once they've sealed the deal and turns his gaze to the set-aside truck.]

So...why did you wish for a fire truck, anyway? What are you going to do with it?
expectional: some ground rules: no lighting me on fire and no broken bones. Fair? (talk ☾ Alright. I just need to set)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-08-20 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nagisa looks a little taken aback and confused when Jataro holds the truck out to him, but after a moment he takes it in hand anyway, turning the little toy over in his hands to look at it from all the angles he's already seen it from.]

When you put it that way, I guess they are pretty cool. But...all fire fighters have to wear the uniform, you know. Not just the ones who drive. It's protective gear.
expectional: that’s exactly 3.14 feet long?  A pi-thon (happy ☾ What do you call a snake)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-08-22 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
Should I get you a hat? [He has to suppress a small laugh.] A group of merpeople would make an amazing fire squad though, now that you mention it. You wouldn't even need to use hoses.

[Really, the people of Ryslig should be thinking of ways to use them for harmonious, not fear them. Their loss.]
expectional: and fix all the mistakes I’ve made in my life, I would just end up making a completely new set of mistakes. (sigh ☾ If I was able to go back in time)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-08-22 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure Dandy would be the best choice...he just started up a restaurant, remember? It takes a lot of work to keep something like that going. [A beat.] Then again, he's clearly not the hardworking type so...

[So maybe it's okay to ask him if he wants to play firefighter in his spare time.]
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expectional: knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls? (stare ☾ Will you take this)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-08-22 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe. But then he wouldn't actually fight any fires, he'd just spend all his time chasing women.
expectional: knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls? (stare ☾ Will you take this)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-08-23 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
..........

[There is...so much to address here. So much. As is normal with Jataro, since he's so inclined to ramble. Luckily, Nagisa is very no-nonsense, so he's just going to sigh and skip to the part that was actually a question. The relevant bit of rambling.]

It's just...something you know? But, Jataro, all "like" means is that you find something agreeable, enjoyable, or pleasant. You like frogs, right? You like your chisels too. You can like something without loving it.

So, do you find fire fighters physically attractive, or do you just think they're cool? And do you feel the same way about them as you did about Big Sis Junko?
expectional: scholarship, can I get a hallelujah? (sigh ☾ The only ship I need is a)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-08-23 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
[How do you know if something is physically attractive, oh boy... Nagisa can't believe he has to be the one to explain this, but better him than an adult.]

[...or any of their other friends, honestly.]

[The nymph inhales deeply. Okay. He can do this.]


Did being around Big Sis or just thinking about her make your heart beat faster?
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expectional: that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower. (talk ☾ I just wanted to let you know)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-08-23 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
And does that happen when you see or think about fire fighters?
expectional: and I need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing. (talk ☾ I am doing a scientific study)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-08-23 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Well then you aren't attracted to them. You like them, but you don't like them in a romantic or attraction-based sense. Make sense?
expectional: or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do? (talk ☾ Do you wanna do something)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-08-23 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You never need permission to ask me a question, Jataro. What is it?
expectional: The Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am. (blush ☾ Masturbating with)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-08-25 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
Well...yeah, usually. But I mean...it's not just that your heart beats faster. You feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and you... [His cheeks turn faintly burgundy. No. No, stop thinking about her. That ship has sailed.] You want to spend as much time around them as possible. You want to hold their hand or...or k-kiss them. Things like that...
expectional: Especially that shiny one it's just staring at me. (blush ☾ Stars make me really horny.)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-08-25 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[WOW SO WHAT IF HE WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE? He sure doesn't anymore because in reality it was not as enjoyable as he'd hoped. It was pretty dang awful, actually.]

Um...I guess it doesn't have to be? Everyone's different, so...everyone wants different things. [How the hell did they get on this topic it needs to stop.] But I think you might be overthinking all of this. When you really, really like someone in...that way. The romantic way, you'll know. It'll feel different than liking someone as a friend or liking firefighters because you think they're cool and you want to ride in one of their trucks.

[No. Seriously. How did they go from a toy fire truck to this? How did this happen.]

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