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Jataro Kemuri | 煙蛇太郎 ([personal profile] maskinglayer) wrote2017-02-07 06:07 pm
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[IC] INBOX

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<PriestOfHope> have you ever wondered what happens to your thoughts when you send them?
<PriestOfHope> people say if a camera takes your picture it actually steals your soul!
<PriestOfHope> maybe computers do the same thing...
<PriestOfHope> oh this is jataro. i guess you can leave a message if you want.
expectional: that'd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon. (gaze ☾ If you could get me there)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-08-29 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah he is not even surprised by that answer. Instead, the nymph shrugs and pushes himself off the bed.]

Well let's go then.
expectional: that one person that you can't get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try. (happy ☾ There's always going to be)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-08-29 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[There we go...this is the sort of reaction he was hoping for in response to his gift. A happy Jataro making silly engine sounds. Nagisa smiles to himself and follows the mer across the room and out the door.]
expectional: How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet? (talk ☾ I got my hands on some dry ice.)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-08-30 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not worried. [It's pretend fire, after all. Jataro has made that point very clear. Once they're at the playground, Nagisa also comes to a stop. He looks over the various bits of playground equipment with a pensive look. If Jataro wants to rescue him from a pretend fire, he needs to be in a pretend burning building, right? Which one would make the best pretend building...] I know you will.

[Ah! Yes, that'll do. Without another word, the nymph walks over to the highest slide and starts climbing up the ladder. Once he reaches the top, he settles himself on the little platform, legs resting on the metal chute of the slide itself. There. Perfect. He calls down to Jataro.]

Ready?
expectional: completely alone. I could totally win Survivor. It's my greatest physical accomplishment. (talk ☾ I changed my tire)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-08-31 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, I was going to call the fire department first.

[Maybe. He'd at least thought about it, because that IS what you have to do in real life. But if Jataro just wanted to jump right in to the fire part, he wasn't going to complain.]

Ring ring, ring ring!!

[He's holding an invisible phone up to his ear and everything, Jataro. Taking this game of pretend Very Seriously, as usual.]
expectional: attracted to me. Like, why? Write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim. (shock ☾ I don't trust people who are)

[personal profile] expectional 2017-09-02 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a pause on Nagisa's end, because he was not expecting this to be the Dyster fire department. Crap. There are no tall buildings in Dyster! That was the whole point of getting to the top of the slide! To pretend it was a tall building in Bavan. Or back home. Time to improvise...!]

Hurry! The inn is on fire! The staircase gave out and some of us are trapped on the second floor!