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Jataro Kemuri | 煙蛇太郎 ([personal profile] maskinglayer) wrote2017-02-07 06:07 pm
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fretless: I need to escape. (I need to leave.)

<IBUKI>

[personal profile] fretless 2017-10-11 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!

Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!
maskinglayer: I went to Dairy Queen instead. (High gym went like this:)

<PriestOfHope>

[personal profile] maskinglayer 2017-10-11 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Why was he heartbroken about candy?
Lots of candy is good!
Didn't he just come back after dying too?
Fog-sama brings everyone back when they die...
Also, I want to look freakier!!
The scarier I look, the better!
fretless: SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD (PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW)

<IBUKI>

[personal profile] fretless 2017-10-11 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
no jataro-chan you don't get it, curses always work the OPPOSITE of how you want!! you'll probably look so freaky, you'll be super cute! like a little pug puppy!!
with all those horrible wrinkles and giant freaky eyes, no one can resist a pug!!!
and and, he only got the really bad candy! haven't you heard of trick or treating before, jataro-chan? its kind of a westerny thing but they go to people's houses and threaten each other for candy, and if you get really bad candy you get to play tricks on them!
but these ones were so bad, it broke his heart and he died!
maskinglayer: emphasis on crayons. (I want to major in coloring with an)

<PriestOfHope>

[personal profile] maskinglayer 2017-10-11 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
I've heard of it.
Mommy never let me go before though, so I don't know a lot about it. It always sounded fun though.
But she said I'm not worth it, and someone as awful as me doesn't deserve it.
I still think candy is good. All candy!
I like tootsie rolls...and the dum dums! The name is really funny and they taste really good.
fretless: (Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.)

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[personal profile] fretless 2017-10-11 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
really??

oh, oh! ibuki has an idea!!
how's about she takes you and nagisa-chan trick or treating, and you can have all the candies ibuki doesn't like! that way we both get candy we like and everyone is happy!
except for the people who give out stuff like pennies, we can trick them for not giving out candy at all ╮(＾▽＾)╭
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